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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains
Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist
by Fluke69 February 25, 2017
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Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
by Brick Frick November 30, 2017
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Marbach Mountain

Marbach is a municipality in the district of Entlebuch in the canton of Lucerne in Switzerland.

Marbach Mountain is a name incorrectly given to any area to ski and snowboard in the municipality, particularly by British tourists.
"Did you hear what Matt and Jo got up to on Marbach Mountain?"

"There is no such place dufus - but tell me about them anyway."
by DI Rebus March 15, 2012
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The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.
Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am
by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011
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mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.
by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021
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