mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

mexican mint

Something fresh and Mexican or possibly Mexican American, could also refer to dope, and is sometimes used like the slang word "dope", (Its also a fashion blog, feat Mexican style).

Example: "-Check out that flyer with that dude wearing a crazy mexican wrestler mask! -Yeah man, thats mexican mint, bro!".

by Regina Sanchez July 22, 2014

Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.

"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"

by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

step mexican

When your mother or father remarries someone of Mexican heritage, his/her children are considered Step Mexican.

Friend: You're so white

Me: Nah, I'm totally step Mexican

by maxitoburrito April 25, 2017

Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021