When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. Left Lives Matter (LLM) is a movement which distorts truth to place PERCEIVED left wing "victims" on a pedestal over PERCEIVED right wing "oppressors". The media is a huge supporter, taking "victims'" unproven accounts at face value instead of doing real investigative work.
In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.
This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.
An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.
Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.
This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.
An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.
Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
by RudeFam December 9, 2021
Get the Left Lives Mattermug. by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
Get the Left Titty Syndromemug. now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right
by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024
Get the esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left rightmug. When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic
Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway
by PeeOnMe1776 July 15, 2023
Get the cape cod left turnmug. Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
Get the My phone flew to my left/right handmug. by Kongdong82 July 12, 2020
Get the Leftingmug.