black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 08, 2009

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BLACK EAR

WHEN A BLACK ASS NIGGA CANT HEAR YOU SAY SOMTHING CRYSTAL CLEAR 3 TIMES INA ROW AND IGNORES EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE YOU SAY TILL YOU HIT THEM. CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

hey munmun where's the guild base ....muns where's the guild base ..... munsumi where's the guild base! COLE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE. I SWEAR YOU HAVE BLACK EAR CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

by I_give_facts June 13, 2024

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When a black ass nigga cant fucking hear you when you say something multiple times. THEY HAVE TO BE BLACK OR HAVE BLACK IN THEM TO SAY THIS.

HEY COLE WHERES THE FUCKING GUILD BASE? WICKEDGAMER23 WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE? COLE: HUH?

I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.

by I_give_facts June 13, 2024

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Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 21, 2010

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