French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
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Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.
by SonyaO March 7, 2011
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Drive-By Like

When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022
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Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.
Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Driving age

The age you can Drive
I can't Wait for me being at the Driving age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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drive by chunder

An act where the driver pulls over onto the pavement so that his passenger does not chunder in the car.

Passenger generally sticks his head out of the window or opens the door before chundering.

The vehicle does not always need to be in motionless.
Barry was so drunk last night. He did a drive by chunder right outside the Jolly.
by spotted hyena January 13, 2009
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