Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".

What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!

by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy

My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl

by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014