Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men

Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."

by fags&Jews April 23, 2022

Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.

"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."

by Privalux April 28, 2024

bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again

I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed

by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021

bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.

person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021