Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.

Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Dating

the one thing you do in elementy and everyone thinks you guys are so cool when in reality you have gone to the park as a "date"

Dating
Guy - "me and 'insert girl name' are going on a date!"

*walks to the park*

by NoNama June 5, 2019

E-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'artic' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"

person 2: "that sounds kinda lame feek
person 1: "e-dating is fun
#e-dating

by Nootro June 10, 2019

Anti-date

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.

Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"

by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,

internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019

stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag

Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??

by StagDates December 13, 2017