Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rock mug.Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.
Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."
The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."
The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."
1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.
2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.
2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
Get the Cock rocked mug.When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
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