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Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
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Latina Mixing Pot

When specifically 3 males and 2 women have an orgy, on a bed covered with feces, rolling around in it. The goal is to right to the death and stop when one person has died. This is a popular thing to do in Mexico.
I’m bored. I think I’m gonna act in a Latina mixing pot.
by ToastedFork December 1, 2020
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duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out
While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."
by yupshedid April 3, 2011
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Pot Noodle

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
by falsetokaiba May 9, 2019
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Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy
by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023
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Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
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