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Funky boots

When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers
by Funky boots March 10, 2021
mugGet the Funky bootsmug.

Boot

Boot(Dutch)translated to English is ship.

Keep your dirty talk on the boot(ship).
Inappropriate conversation in public.

When you talk to your girlfriend at the same way you talk to your friends/colleague's
Sailors talk a lot about dirty stuff.
When your girlfriend tells you to stop talking about inappropriate subjects . She will firmly say the word, boot!
If you say to her: I want to have xxx with you at Christmas dinner table when the all the family is sitting on the same table.
She will just shout, Boot.
by RealSailor January 6, 2022
mugGet the Bootmug.

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
by catpaw September 1, 2012
mugGet the boot moneymug.

bumble boot

Man!!! You missed the ol bumble boot
by Bumble boot August 14, 2024
mugGet the bumble bootmug.

Boots

Anyone who defends fascism. Police, Nazis, racists.
by cltn June 14, 2025
mugGet the Bootsmug.

boot legged weave

a hair extention, weave, or wig made or attatched to one's head without the help from a paid professional.
"Nah, her hair is hella bootsie. with her boot legged weave"
by Blissaaa November 3, 2007
mugGet the boot legged weavemug.

get under my boot

Something someone says to you to be extremely disrespectful, usually they're fake "alpha males" with a superiority complex and feel threatened by someone trying to do good in their own life. Used to put people down and feel better about oneself with extreme disrespect.
Ha! You're doing better in your life? Get under my boot.
by The psychoanalyst September 12, 2023
mugGet the get under my bootmug.

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