test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."
by koiyune June 07, 2024
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
by Taj manzoor January 03, 2023
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GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
by TheGETestTech September 25, 2019
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Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023
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Test freestyle

When you have to take a test for a school subject but you didn’t learn.
So you just make (freestyle) the test without actually knowing anything about it.
Ay man I heard Rodney just did a test freestyle on the important math test.
That bitch crazy on god.
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A test from god

When you shit so hard it leaves you exhausted
" i just got a test from god ... I guess i passed"
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
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