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heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.
"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."
by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021
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Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.
Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.
by conja! March 11, 2011
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paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.
I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death
by the random. November 30, 2021
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heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
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turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.
Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022
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The Heart

FEEBLE AND FRAIL AND BLIND AND EMOTIONAL AND A CRYBABY I HATE HIM.
The Heart is a blind emotional crybaby whom I hate.
by THE.MIND.ELECTRIC December 21, 2024
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