layla jade taylor

Layla Jade Taylor is a dark humoured 12 year old that had the brain of a squirrel. Her best friend is Deniz Akkaya who is also 12. Together their the worst human beings on earth. BOC CAFA

Layla Jade Taylor is a BOC CAFA

by LAYLA JADE TAYLOR October 9, 2020

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Taylor ten putt

The unreal ability to ten putt on a hole at golf

I'm having a shit round ...just Taylor ten putted on the 15th .

by monobollocks September 20, 2017

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Taylor Dorman (Dormz)

an act of finding ones own feet wildly attractive.

Laying in bed staring at my feet, I felt Taylor Dorman (Dormz) and was immediately aroused.

by Double vodka water October 4, 2017

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Taylor Always Wins

The undeniable truth. Taylor Swift always wins. Karma loves her. Whenever someone wrongs her, things inexplicable take a turn for the worse for that unfortunate person. God loves Taylor Swift!

"Katy Perry's newest single flopped." - "Taylor always wins!"

by no offense y'all November 16, 2017

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A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.

nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.

by poetsmith November 22, 2021

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