Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

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Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

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Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI

Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does

by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024

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Smithing

When your principal is being a bitch and tells you off for doing something.

She is smithing me dude.

by 420-69 thatshit January 29, 2020

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Will Smith

The lord of many religions, most people describe him as a blue genie or a man in black suit.

Rick: Hey have you read the bible?

Diana: Yeah, that book is a bop, my favourite character is Will Smith!

by Whyareyoubooingmeimright December 11, 2019

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kristie robertson smith

Noun. Urban suburban Muva. A jack of all trades. Highly intelligent but also known to be a ‘round the way girl (very down to earth). One of the realest people you will ever meet. Down ass chick. Wife. Friend.

Kristie Robertson Smith is an amazing mother and wife.

by Urban Suburban Muva November 23, 2021

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