car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

Rule 300

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

Rule 4E

An cousin to Rule 34. Simply stated: If something has even the slightest nonhuman features, somewhere in the internet there is someone ready to identify as that or sleep with it.

"I drew my OC with a bunny tail once and suddenly now I'm seeing people dress up as her at Furry Cons..."
"Sorry, but you should have known it was going to fall under Rule 4E."

by Joybane February 23, 2021

Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

by Prince Stero October 20, 2021

Rule 80

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 25, 2023

Rule 1336

If a game exists, somebody is terrible at it.

Scrub - Man, how can anyone suck at Wii Party?
Meme Reptillian - Rule 1336, brother.

by Sudura June 30, 2016

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

by Sam Falik March 25, 2007