Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Pot-a-plegic

1.)Those rare few capable of somehow abusing THC products and claim they "Can't even get up without pot."

2.)Dumb people that get lazy too often to be healthy

Chris' lazy ass needs to go for a walk and watch his tolerance before he goes full, "pot-a-plegic."

by Subrosa27 April 17, 2021

The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022

Glue pot

A stupid fucking idiot imbecile that would sniff glue to get a ‘high’

Did you see martyna today? She’s such a glue pot
I loved my food for lunch today, but some fucking glue pot took it

by traveljunkie88 June 6, 2019

Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by September 14, 2020

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Rock The Pot

Well its a term me and my friends made it means to Fucking Blast a giant shit load on the toilet.

I need to rock the pot.
Damn man you rocked the pot
Its smells in here did you rock the pot?

by Bryan Hooper May 3, 2004