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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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Pipe fairy

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.
by Heheharaha June 2, 2023
mugGet the Pipe fairymug.

comfy pipes

Pipes that are in the welding shop
Did You see the comfy pipes today?
by My comfy pipes April 22, 2019
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3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".
Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"
by Eroticcrybaby April 18, 2016
mugGet the 3 dollar pipemug.

The Pipes

Seriously, shut up about the pipes.
Hym "If they had left the pipes in the ground... Would they have control over their own water or would Israel still just HAVE CONTROL OF THE UTILITIES OF ANOTHER COUNTRY... INDEFINITELY? And they 'haven't set foot in Gaza for years' but when is the last time Israel has shot Palestinian children without stepping foot into Gaza?... Let's see... September 22 Israeli snipers shoot 16 year old... That's in the jenin refugee camp though... Hold on... I'm seeing a general theme here. The protest and then snipers shoot a bunch of children. I found 1 from 2018 where someone in GAZA was shot by Israeli snipers. 2014 Israeli sniper admits to shooting 14 children in 1 day IN GAZA. I'm not too stupid. You're just being a Jewish stereotype. Deceitful, greedy. You can't say 'You haven't set foot in Gaza since 2005' if in several instances SINCE 2005 you have shot a BUNCH of children in Gaza, you control their utilities, you've shot a bunch of Palatinian kids in West Bank. I'm there's a lot here for meto work with. And now to claim that 'they're tossing civilians in front of my missiles guys!' Is ridiculous. You're ridiculous."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
mugGet the The Pipesmug.

Bush pipe

A typical pipe used to smoke tobacco or green substance.
by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025
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Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.
by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021
mugGet the Pipe slutmug.

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