Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them

This friday is fat rat friday

by Minco January 24, 2021

Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.

No example sorry. Funny Fridays

by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

Friday night funkin lore

Well its just

My friend:dude you know Friday night funkin lore:
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by Beep beep you sad fuck October 7, 2021

Friday

The worst day of the week worse than Wednesday or Monday.

Ugh, Fridays are the worst day of the week. I can't wait for Mondays.

by BlackandPinkSquidSister May 16, 2025

fight night friday

this is where you watch fight videos every friday with your friends or participate in a fight

Nicole and Kyra will be watching Fight Night Friday on Twitter

by nicopluh April 18, 2025

Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock

Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!

by Flubber92 January 11, 2014