Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.

x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"

by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022

joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.

Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.

by Cerulity June 5, 2022

joke

a "joke" is a humorous sentence/line.

take a fucking joke dickhead

by AlexGay December 20, 2021

Joke

Something that someone named alex in my friend group doesn’t understand

I tried to make a joke but alex didn’t get it

by FE4RLESSW0LF March 9, 2022

joke a smoint

A humorous way to say "smoke a joint"

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.

Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022

Ash Joke

When an Ash Joke is made, most of the room appreciate the incredibly clever, often witty, nature of the joke. The joke can often go over less clever people’s heads, creating the illusion the person who created the Ash Joke is stupid. This could not be further from the truth. The Ash Joke joker can remain smug at the fact that the stupid people therefore think that they are stupid. The irony.

Damn, the guy at work made an Ash Joke and I was the only one that appreciated it. The rest thought he was stupid but in fact they are the stupid ones.

That guy is either stupid or he just made an Ash Joke.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022