deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008

artist for the ear

Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.

1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?

2: Artist for the ear bro

by Ireallylovemydogs July 1, 2015

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast run by two goofy people, Copper and Nathan. subscribe now.

Lets listen to Ear Nutrients

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

ear syphilis

Syphilis of the Ear Canal

Yo he got Ear Syphilis

by ConcaveAbyss608 May 3, 2018