Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard April 07, 2016
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Ear Defilement

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016
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ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.
Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?
by BClever November 04, 2014
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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye
Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”
by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 10, 2022
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brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.
He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.
by fox_zero June 29, 2022
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ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.
The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!
by adric September 21, 2016
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