ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.

The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!

by adric September 21, 2016

ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.

Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear

by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021

Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav

Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.

by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021

ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway

Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008

artist for the ear

Artist for the ears is a qwerky way of saying you're music person, you listen for art, as music is an art to you.

1: you gonna come to the art galleries?
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?

2: Artist for the ear bro

by Ireallylovemydogs July 1, 2015