Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022

Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).

Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.

by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013