When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
by Road boredom August 19, 2018

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!
by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021

by DaBlacky January 31, 2018

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."
by yrsolame January 20, 2023

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022
