Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandon eyink

Not going to college

You know that Brandon eyink kid

O that kid he’s not going to college

by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021

Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 18, 2024

Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart

Brandon is funny

by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014