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Fletcher Academy

a place where a large amount of people wake up at 7:40 in the morning just to sit in a room with the loudest most annoying kids to ever exist, and learn stuff that you will never use, and we worship THE WILHELM!
but all together a place where you grow closer to friends and mostly enjoy worshiping THE WILHELM!
Mom: "how was your day at Fletcher Academy honey???

Kid: "THE WILHELM!!!!!

Wilhelm is the principal of our school, we put his head (a picture of his head) oh the top of the school Christmas tree every year
by nnamA aihpoS September 23, 2025
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New Alliance Academy

A school that kicked me out ten years ago as of writing this. A school where I watched 3 of my classmates die before I was kicked out to cover up the fact that another student was sexually harassing me. A school where the former principal, who was about to retire, thought it was okay to kiss 17 year olds on the cheek as he expelled them. A school that's left me with lasting scars a decade on because of all the adults who were supposed to help, failed me in the worst ways imaginable.

(The person that sexually harassed me and was enabled by them ended up attempting to rape me post expulsion. He got to graduate normally still afaik. :) )
New Alliance Academy is a hellhole that left me with lasting trauma and complex PTSD ten years later because they cared so little.
by PTSD10YEARSLATER December 19, 2025
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Oxbridge Academy

high school and middle schoolers who take up the town. This school is filled with white washed black people and rich white kids. Most white rich kids act black by listening to 3 rap songs. Kids don't pay attention but will find ways for their parents to bribe the teacher for better grades.
Person 1- why does that kid have all the most expensive clothes Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from oxbridge academy Person 1- Now it makes sense
by zboi87 March 31, 2025
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The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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doral academy middle school

(talking abt the one in doral fl idk abt the others) this school is basically filled with racist, homophobic retards that want to find ur personal info ALL the fucking time. been here since last year for 6th grade and i already wanna kill myself. fuck this school and fuck ms martinez (the critical thinking mf that glazes her daughter) 🤦
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Harborne Academy

Possibly the worst secondary to ever exist
Has a survival rate of 2%
Transmitted through bodily fluids
Keep distance from any student from that school as you took might die
Person 1: yeah I went to harborne academy

Person 2: *runs away*
by H3h3h00h00 May 4, 2024
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ditton park academy

'i go ditton park academy'

'i am so sorry.'
by spearmintgum223 May 6, 2024
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