zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour

"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."

by Don Palabros February 4, 2025

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

multi-zooming

during Zoom meetings, the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

multi-zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, work in other tabs, or engage in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022