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your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.
person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.
by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022
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Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.
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Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok
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Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum
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Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.
What day is it? Your mum
by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022
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HOT! and a reply to any random question
whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM
by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022
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