You can't pull it off. That doesn't look right when you do it. You look stupid when you do that. It doesn't look right on you.
Bob: "I'm gonna go dance with that hot chick over there."
John:"Dude that's not you."
Bob: "why not?"
John:"Because you can't dance."
John:"Dude that's not you."
Bob: "why not?"
John:"Because you can't dance."
by LexiInCharge October 27, 2014

by upsetbean July 3, 2018

by Yourself December 24, 2007

A strange combination of two words of the English language. When used in the context of noodles, it signifies it is you who ordered the noodles.
Another commonplace for this word is found during intense ping pong sessions when both players don't give a shit about who is serving and just wanna go home.
Another commonplace for this word is found during intense ping pong sessions when both players don't give a shit about who is serving and just wanna go home.
Person 1: Is it my serve or yours?
Person 2: I don't fuckin' know! It you!
Person 1: You sure, I think it you.
Person 2: Na, def it you.
Person 1: Whatever, fuck you.
Person 2: I don't fuckin' know! It you!
Person 1: You sure, I think it you.
Person 2: Na, def it you.
Person 1: Whatever, fuck you.
by Urazek May 6, 2018

Friend #1: hey guess what
Friend #2: what?
Friend #1: I'm going over to Linda's tonight to Netflix and chill
Friend #2: get it dude. You on
Friend #2: what?
Friend #1: I'm going over to Linda's tonight to Netflix and chill
Friend #2: get it dude. You on
by Savage King March 14, 2016

A Word Copyrighted to Microphone Joe
"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.
The best comeback to anything, ever.
"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.
The best comeback to anything, ever.
"You're so gay"
"You Are"
"You Are"
by Microphone "ceydn" Joe March 21, 2003

