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To welcome someone/thing to the international social network of facebook.
1:"WTF teacher!"
2:"DETENTION!!!"
1:"For welcoming you to facebook?"
2:"I'm sorry Billy."
by The/shitimizer May 6, 2011
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wtf

Bob: Yo Tom! WTF!!!!
by nani? naruto?! November 26, 2004
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wtf

e.g wtf, you look sad today.
by yallowbro May 22, 2010
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wtf

Welcome to Facebook!
Where's the food?
Who's the fairest?
1. Wtf! Log In, Sign Up or Learn More.
2. I'm really hungry. Now wtf?
3. Mirror mirror on the wall, wtf of them all?
by Fay_ April 20, 2015
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WTF

even after Tuesday the week goes WTF
by gabriel reynolds November 2, 2016
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WTF

What you say when you read Supreme Court opinions from Justice Clarence Thomas and Justice Antonin Scalia.
Thomas opinion: " Slaves did not lose their dignity (any more than they lost their humanity) because the government allowed them to be enslaved. Those held in internment camps did not lose their dignity because the government confined them."

WTF? They didn't lose dignity?

Scalia opinion: "Not a single Southwesterner or even, to tell the truth, a genuine Westerner (California does not count).

WTF, did California move?
by Bebe Babycakes July 6, 2015
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wtf?

what's this foolishness?
If you were to recieve a math test paper, and it said "wtf?" you have clearly committed a very obvious error.
by TFO January 11, 2009
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