I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 April 29, 2012

Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 6, 2024

Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 30, 2010

Pelosi visit

Pelosi's visit to China's Taiwan province was dubbed a "窜访/Mousey visit" by Chinese media, also known as a "Pelosi visit" by Chinese netizens.
Not only expressed the meaning of not welcome, but also can not reach the degree of scolding street, but also with a little top-down overlooking and mockery.

It's like a kid running around in someone's house without their parents' permisson , then the grown-ups will say "Where's the kid Pelosi visiting?"

by RedLoong July 31, 2022