Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024