ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

ur mum

heckin gay

ur mum is heckin gay

by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT

person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam

by Isuzu k January 12, 2022

Ur mum is an aligatore

Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone

Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."

by RockyCZ07 March 22, 2022

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore

Dam id bang ur mum, shes a baddie

by im a milf March 9, 2022