book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.

Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.

by librarianical November 22, 2025

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Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

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Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

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puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

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Duck Toucher

An insult to use when you want someone to become aware of your displeasure with them but also leave them unable to quantify how offended they should be.

Maybe if you weren't such a duck toucher , we wouldn't be dealing with this right now.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

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