Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

A legend, who may have betrayed you a few times, you've known him forever and you've been friends forever.

There's Tom what a legend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Tom

Tom is an amazing person . If you meet a Tom then make sure to be friends with him . All his friends say he is caring, sweet, kind, funny and extremely handsome . Tom is so romantic and is the best kisser , all girls say Tom would be the perfect boyfriend. Tom is such a lovable person but he doesn’t fall in love easily. Tom is really athletic and fit , and is very strong mentally and physically. Tom is one of the sweetest people ever , he cares and looks out for people . Tom is the perfect friend . And any girl would be the luckiest girl in the world to be his girlfriend.

I love Tom , everyone has a crush on him , he’s so sweet !

by Trudie Bailey February 24, 2021

Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020

Tom

an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

by robert rodine December 4, 2007

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

tom

A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

by jonnys March 27, 2008