Gunked

So happy about something you can't concentrate

bro I'm so fucking gunked about the trip

by sloppy skin May 23, 2020

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 01, 2017

Gunking

Group of 4 or more meet at a barn; everyone then gets penis out and starts ejaculating with cocaine on penis. Last one to arrive to the barn has to snort all lines before getting an explosion of fun. Ones who arrived first must cum before he snorts

Luke showed up last and got GUNKED on lol. Was a barn full of GUNKING naughty boys

by Ruke Coil April 09, 2024

Gunking

The act of thrusting behind a close ally, without contact.

Holy shit Jerry just gunked me!

Maya can't stop gunking her boy toy.

by D1Gunker January 31, 2024

Gunking

The act of thrusting behind a close ally, without contact.

Holy shit Jerry just gunked me!

Maya can't stop gunking her boy toy.

by D1Gunker January 31, 2024

Gunking

Allowing as much filth as possible to accumulate on your body before either taking a shower or dying from overgunking.

“Rest in peace to the gunking legend Amou Haji.”

by Gunkinator20XX June 11, 2024

gunking

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are unaware
I.E. while stealthed

I cut a hole in my pocket so I could start gunking on women in the subway

by Durstow February 19, 2022