JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK-Hole

When you K Hole in the back of a car

The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole

by Bruce's Willis June 27, 2022

JFK

it means Just Fucking Kidding .

Yeah okay, that's why Samy cheated on you... JFK.

by Lilgoofyc February 13, 2018

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022

JFK

Just Fucking Kidding

did you really fuck my girlfriend
No bro i was JFK

by SteelCage March 8, 2021

The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020