Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.

I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.

by Interactive September 30, 2009

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

love crunch

When you cum so hard you shit yourself

Ohhh dang I cummed so hard I took a love crunch all over the sheets

by Shekey Bonifacio December 9, 2017

Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010