Peggle Cramp

A quite painful cramp you obtain from an over exitement of peggling off. Normally followed with asking anyone around you to please rub it because its so fucking painful. Also accompanied with people think your a complete pussy.

Ahhhhhhh!!! Fuck!! Peggle cramp!!!

by vladlilly October 10, 2008

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves

a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch

by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022

weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

Cramp that jigger

Meaning; close the door

Will you please cramp that jigger!

by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020

Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022