Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.

" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"

by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017

subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

Irish Subway

A place that makes some hot subs, apart from the fact that they serve it on cake.

Jimmy: Did you ever get a Irish Subway sandwich?

John: Yeah, they sweet as fuck!

by OriginAstaroth February 5, 2021

Subway Transfer

1.) Pertains to the penetration of a female's vagina and then the anus by an erect penis on an alternating basis. Normally, it starts with first vaginal penetration, then anal, then vaginal again, and so forth. The duration can vary in length of either orafice, although it is standard to only apply this term to short durations for the same. (about three to ten seconds of actual penetration of either orafice before withdrawal of the penis for the intent of penetrating the adjacent orafice). * Warning: Should only be attempted with either a condom, regular physical check ups, and/or, with a singular partner relationship three to five years in progress.

Sexual Intent: "I wanna do a 'subway transfer' on that chick!"

Hemorrhoids: "I wouldn't have had such a huge 'rhoid if my husband didn't pull a 'subway transfer' on my ass all the time!"

Harmful Notion: "Man! That bitch is going pay for her stuff with a 'subway transfer' by me!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 13, 2008

subway Barbie

A woman who waits to get on the subway train to rummage in her pocketbook or shoulder bag for cosmetics and makeup when she could have done the same thing at home. Very annoying to the passengers seated immediately to the left and right of her, as she's elbowing those people in the ribs.

Man, I really get peed off at those subway Barbies! Can't they pretty themselves up at HOME?

by pentozali March 28, 2008

subway shuffle

The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.

Dude! The guy at SUBWAY totaly did the subway shuffle!

by Jimraeder July 7, 2008

Japanese Subway

A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.

"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"

"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"

If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011