A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
by Illuminater45 March 21, 2016
The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect
by Watermelonpussy January 26, 2014
Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.
One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 04, 2024
by Esotric November 06, 2023
A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.
Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.
by Gary.. May 29, 2018