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Milton Hilton

Correctional center in Milton Ontario, Canada.
Buddy just got sentenced to six months at the Milton Hilton for a series of assaults.
by Hotsauce7018 March 27, 2024
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Milton Lo

Third favourite mathematics teacher in Diocesan Boys' School's IB department (there're only 3 btw). Louise's ex-boyfriend, auntie cutie's ex-husband, great comedian and at last a fantastic doctor.
Ryan: FUCKK
Dr. Milton Lo: Ryan Li, GET OUT!!!
by ReformedRabbiGameOfTheYear_806 February 19, 2024
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Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 27, 2024
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Wyatt Milton

A very small Caucasian penis...the opposite of a Wyatt Russell
I was so ready hot and horny, ready for that Wyatt Russell, Then he pulls out Wyatt Milton.....I got to break up with Mr Wyatt Milton a.s.a.p. such a let down.....is his Wyatt a Russell or a Milton?
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
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Lachlan Milton

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!
by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019
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Milton

The most hard but kind hearted guy you will ever meet. NEVER take him for granted hes quiet BUT can get wild with the right person, he has a Great laugh it is contagious. Great kisser and bubbly personality. DO NOT PLAY WITH HIS LOYALTY he will NEVER FORGIVE OR FORGET . Sometimes he just needs to be held and know he is appreciated by someone. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love hard but not easily, you have to be that ONE like no other. Loves dogs and smokes a lot of zaza. Sexy ass mother f****r ! With SEXY ASS tattoos.He is simply amazing. If u find a Milton never take him for garanted or let that mother f****r! GO!!!
Them - “Do you know Milton”
Me - “That’s mine right there
by SexXyy Red September 13, 2023
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Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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