My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......
by Dr Elephantus December 14, 2010
Get the Hippos mOuthmug. When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016
Get the crying hippomug. by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021
Get the Hippo Fartmug. by chinbinshin January 2, 2014
Get the Hippo Fevermug. by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018
Get the skinny hippomug. a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh
"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."
"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."
by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014
Get the hippo titsmug. by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
Get the Hippo lipsmug.