snot-o-gram

snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.
Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.
by Jeff R. June 11, 2006
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sex-o-gram

When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.
Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.
by MisterFlippers November 8, 2014
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fake-o-gram

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'
Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.
by GlennyJ December 11, 2013
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Slam-O-Gram

One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!
" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"

"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"

"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
by The BGK King March 9, 2009
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7 gram rocks

Seven grams of rocks that you bang, when you do so you are winning.
Charlie Sheen - "I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning"
by Citrovc4 March 27, 2011
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Belinda-gram

1. A measurement of weight surpassing all other measurements in both metric and standard scale. A Belinda-gram is derived from an enormous black woman, Belinda. There is no defined weight of a Belinda-gram, as it will always increase.
Shit, dude, Megan must weight a fuckin Belinda-gram.!
by TheBob13 January 18, 2008
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jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“I got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.”
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018
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