Tetris

That one game that either you are fucking amazing at, or you have absolutely no fucking idea how to play. Consists of a bunch of blocks that you put in a straight line without a hole somewhere to get a match. One of the blocks looks like a fucking dick.

Hey Justin, wanna play Tetris?
Sorry, Brandon, I have no idea how to play Tetris.

by Mr.Bear21 January 21, 2020

Tetris Virgin

They are Mike get off of tetris AND LOOK AT ME

STFU Tetris Virgin

by NoDadGang January 16, 2019

Tetris

Tetris, the act of having an orgy in a confined place where people are stacked upon each other, so you don't know who'd touching who.

At some point during Tetris, I had no idea who's arm or leg or tit I was feeling

Last weekend at the party, we did Tetris wit eachother. I had jo idea who was touching who, but everything fitter perfectly

by Lauwchauw February 3, 2025

tetris aim

A term used primarily by russian and eastern european players of the popular first-person tactical shooter series known as Counter Strike.
Used to describe a person with bad aim, comparing them to the aim of someone who only plays tetris.

"That kid Danny can't hit a single shot, he's got tetris aim."

by voidedGround April 22, 2022

tetris

An addicting game made by the gods of Russia. Makes my head hurt, but the music's great.

Oh no.. I think I'm addicted to playing tetris!

by SHREK_SEXC February 3, 2021

tetris

How to forget what happened to Garfield after drinking the blaster blend coffee in the game “Bean me!”

Thank god I played Tetris after playing bean me

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 19, 2024

fudge tetris

The act of having spontaneous anal sex and poking a turd on entry.

My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.

by Anfkiller March 5, 2024