A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016
Get the two-twat tessamug. this girl is very sweet and deserves the world. she is super pretty and when you get to know her she is so funny. she is perfect.
by coolkidmarco April 12, 2021
Get the Tessa McLeodmug. She smells good.
by Yaas man September 4, 2017
Get the Tessamug. Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.
by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022
Get the Tessa Clarkmug. 
A man child who low key looks like a short egg and smells like a sewer rat and loves boys named Nick
by tessabesta123 October 17, 2019
Get the Tessamug. tessa is a one of a kind. you’ll make a joke about her when you first lay your eyes on her but later on you’ll become bestfriends. you might develop feelings and tell your friends about it, one of those friends will tell tessa and it will fuck your whole entire life up. you’ll fall into a depression and contemplating kys. but you’ll have a great time after that, tessa is the most supportive, genuine, and understanding girl or nonbinary person you’ll meet in your entire life.
this was based off my experience with a tessa:)
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
“i met this girl tessa in the play and we got roles that are lovers! ill get to spend more time with her!”
by violetisrlyhot June 14, 2023
Get the tessamug.