tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

by br00t4l September 29, 2018

The Tesla coil

Butt chugging a natty from a beer bong while doing a keg stand. Term coined by critikal on Twitter.

Me and the boys finally did the Tesla coil on the weekend.

by Levisthelevis March 29, 2019

Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

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