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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024
mugGet the Take-out Towermug.
A different meaning of being pressed for no reason; mad off of nothing; angry from simple/bland questions
Man 1: yo charles, what happened to you and ole girl?

Charles: why the fuck you wanna know what happened to me and ole girl stay in yo lane.

Man 2: yo take your hands out your drawls charles he was just asking a question.
by MezzoFye October 26, 2022
mugGet the Take your hands out your drawlsmug.
This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
mugGet the Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socketmug.
One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020
mugGet the Taking the lizard out on Sundaysmug.

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