Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Spare Sausage?

A foreign language used by gay autistic kids to ask for some food.

Autistic Kid: "Oh my! Spare Sausage? May I have some?"
Other Autistic Kid: "Of course, take some sause too.

by Crilbus November 24, 2018

spare pair

Noun. The underwear you carry in case you have need of it.

Synonym: second pair

When I hit the town I always slip a spare pair in my clutch in case it turns into an all-nighter.

Cheeki is the best spare pair out there, because it's sealed and won't get dirty in the bottom of my bag.

by CiaoCiaoCiao December 12, 2013

Spare Tire

A game of Commander played with a 5th person, usually among friends, so no one's left out.

Everyone actually showed up. Guess we'll run a Spare Tire then.

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024

Spare change voice

When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.

Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.

And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

The Spare

The middle or youngest male of every family, Always overlooked by the family due to their attention being put to the "Air to the family name"

James Bradley is the spare of the family, Johnny's the air

by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017