stink stopper

Noun: A maneuver performed to temporarily stop the stink from emanating from your Bae's corn hole during a bad case of the shits. It is performed by inserting one's cum cannon into Bae's poop chute and slowly walking her to the bathroom. Once positioned over the toilet, disengage your salad shooter and let her juicy ducie flow. To return the favor, Bae should then thank you by providing a wiener cleaner

Ashley ate some tainted French food yesterday and didn't think she could make it to the shitter before unloading in her pants. So I gave her the old stink stopper and stopped the Hershey highway from flooding.

by JaguarJoe June 30, 2017

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.

Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.

by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019

Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it

John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life

by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019

Joshua Soper

He is the local neighborhood drug dealer and loves his holister hoodies with airpods in and his iphone our listening to bangers and doing weed lookin like he bout to pass out while dragging on an ecig

yo look it’s joshua soper there on the corner dealing drugs

by JoshiePoshieALilDruggie November 8, 2019

Random cum stopper

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.

She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.

by Ppablo April 25, 2014

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019